The Bottomless Soda/The Botomless Asian
Written by Vindicta
It should go without saying that it is against the rules for a man and a (hot) woman to sit in front of a camera, claim to be naked, post it on the internet, and never show their uglies.
It should go without saying that you do not call yourself De La Ghetto (the French for “from the ghetto”) and have a poster of the Russian, lesbian two-kind-of-hits-wonder t.A.t.U. on your wall. When you put the sticky tack on the back of the poster, you are no longer from the ghetto.
It should go without saying that a shot glass is a universal concept. No shots exist the size of your girlfriends head. A glass that big ceases to have the ability to contain a shot once it is made.
It should go without saying, that all soda cups end.
This video of an Asian fellow and his girlfriend, both in the nude by request, violates all of the laws of physics that I have mentioned. Believe it or not this video features two “naked” people who never show their family jewels. I believe this is a punishable crime in most second world countries.
This video features a man with a unpromising hip-hop career with a poster of a Russian, lesbian pop-group on his wall. It should be noted that the two ladies depicted also keep their secrets hidden.
This video also features a man discussing his wild drinking habits and referring to himself drinking shots as large as someones head. His mother is very proud of him.
But most amazingly and perhaps most importantly, the female in this video never says a word, but instead is drinking from a large to-go cup from some unknown fast food place the entire video. I don’t know how she does it. I have never seen someone make a soda last that long. This video is, in fact, a showcase of a magical artifact: The Never Ending Soda Cup. This treasure is what Indiana Jones is seeking in the new movie, I think.
So please, watch and enjoy!
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Written by Vindicta
Greetings!
Looking for company while you sit at home, cold and alone? Well thanks to YouTube, weirdies everywhere can be transported right into your bedroom or office!
Meet Magibon:
She’s a lovable 21 year old with the visage of a middleschooler. And she’s watching you! from a bedroom that may or may not be her own. Or at least it feels that way. Kinda makes you check over your shoulder to make sure you’re not in trouble with the authorities.
Magibon knows how to please a man: she almost never speaks. When she does speak, the sounds that come out of her mouth are as surprising as stepping on a cat. And, if you weren’t weirded out enough, she only speaks Japanese!
Well, she does speak English when she is singing into her wooden squirrel.
Honestly, though, who doesn’t like a thoroughly bosomed ten-year-old who they can’t get one comprehendible word out of? Thank God the world is ripe with them….
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Little Old Church Hater
Written by Vindicta
It has been said that the current generation of Christians has one of the lowest views of the Church in history. Is it true? I can’t say I know for sure, but there is definitely evidence. Plenty of people with a remotely Christian faith simply don’t like the Church. Even church goers treat the Church with a very cynical attitude. Denominational divides have us frequently scoffing down our noses at other Christians and other churches. One of the saddest results of this, our personal sin, is the reflection it gives to people outside of the Church. Read the rest of this entry »
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rejoice, i post again!
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I’m sorry for the lack of posting. I have something I want to write, but here is a poem to keep the place alive. Read the rest of this entry »
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This piece came back with me from the annual Appalachian Writer’s Workshop at the Hindman Settlement School in Hindman, KY. It was an incredible week spent under the teaching of my favorite living poet.
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… and also with you
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I have been blessed to have only been in two fights in my life. They were both executed somewhere between the ages of seven and nine, and were both with the same person. There have only been two instances in my life when I was truly angry with another person. Regardless of how many times I have fought or how hard it is to make me mad, I am still born a sinner and therefore a person of continual unrest; with a will that constantly seeks rebellion and quarrel.
The natural will to fight was not a part of the created man, but tagged along when we became the fallen man. In other words, I have never found fighting or war to be scriptural. As a Christian, a follower of Christ, I am called to obey what he teaches. Jesus gently reminds us to turn the other cheek, as the famous verse says. I have written loads of times that Jesus teaches us and calls us to a life of loving each other as he loved us: enough to die. I have written how we are not called to condemn each other, but to look after one another. How do you apply this message of love to a world struck with fear of terrorism, a world full of bloodshed, a world and nation where violence is glorified, and, perhaps most importantly, to a nation at war? Read the rest of this entry »
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Virb
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I’ve created a Virb page. Virb is a networking site in the same vein as MySpace or Facebook. It’s more similar to MySpace, but I already like it better. It’s much more organized, and the ads aren’t as uncomfortably titillating. I encourage anyone who enjoys the social networking sites to check it out. I’ll put a link to my Virb page on my links (and I’ll add my myspace and facebook profiles, while I’m at it).
_-Clay-_ the EthoSensei
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here’s a prayer. Read the rest of this entry »
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